15 June 2012
如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓
如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓,那...
渴望爱情 → 不知死活
物色对象 → 活得不耐烦了
相亲 → 为自己的墓地看风水
爱慕 → 大限之期不远矣
表白 → 自掘坟墓
拒绝 → 死里逃生
谈恋爱 → 这不是玩命是什么
写情书 → 为自己的墓地分期付款
冷战 → 苟延残喘
分手 → 千钧一发
破镜重圆 → 该来的还是要来
求婚 → 教唆自杀
储蓄结婚基金 → 投保寿险
订婚 → 一只脚已经踏进了棺材
结婚 →双双殉情
第三者 → 盗墓
移情别恋 → 迁墓
离婚 → 置之死地而后生
订婚宴客 → 追悼会
结婚宴客 → 超渡法会
亲朋好友 → 奔丧大队
包红包 → 慰问金
公证结婚 → 由法院出具死亡证明
集体结婚 → 集体自杀
结婚热潮 → 争先恐后赶着去死
理想的结婚对象 → 人间净土
结婚多次的人 → 示范公墓
婚友社 → 葬仪社
婚姻专家 → 公墓管理员
结婚纪念日 → 清明扫墓节
一般状况结婚 → 寿终正寝
闪电结婚 → 猝死
先上车后补票 → 爽死
奉子之命结婚 → 怎么死的都不知道
对婚姻犹豫不决 → 生死一瞬间
假结婚 → 装死
异国之恋 → 客死他乡
女人总是引诱男人走向爱情的坟墓 → 最毒妇人心
男人总是带着女人奔向爱情的坟墓 → 无毒不丈夫
如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓,一年一次的结婚周年庆祝,便是在「扫墓」了。
如果婚姻是爱情的坟墓,那模范夫妻充其量,不过是「示范公墓」罢了。
「别让你的权利睡着了」,这句话常用于洞房花烛夜。
人的喜新最久只有三十天,所以新婚燕尔只有蜜「月」;
人的忍耐最久只有三十天,所以工作以「月」薪为准。
「娘家」:女人小时候的观护所,长大后的监理所,结婚后的避难所。
结婚不是什么「人生」大事,只是合法「生人」的一道手续而已。
完全相反的个性,结婚时叫「互补」;离婚时叫「个性不合」。
避孕的效果:不成功,便成「人」。
女人的「折旧率」煞是惊人,从「新」娘变成「老」婆,只消一个晚上的光景。
相亲是「经销」,恋爱叫「直销」,而抛绣球招亲则为「招标」。
婚姻是牢笼,所以有些男女在婚后莫不是「喜出」、「望外」。
在爱情中,有人「视死如归」;在婚姻中,有人「视归如死」。
恋爱时的花费,证明爱情「真实」;结婚后的开支,证明婚姻「无价」。
「敬人者人恒敬之」,在世风日下的今天,唯有在酒席间,才能见到这项美德。
在马路上,开车无难事,只怕有「新人」!
当一个人常自称「不是省油的灯」,这就表示他需要「多加油」。
想做武器的目地是因「唯恐天下大乱」;做了武器之后,却「唯恐天下不乱」。
对男人来说,「干妹妹」就是—进可攻,退可守,「送礼」「自用」两相宜。
只有在大排长龙时,才能真正体会到我们是「龙的传人」。
「特种行业」就是特别带种的人才会去的地方。
男人的脸是他的人生履历表,女人的脸是她的人生损益表。
「官」若好,社会是彩色的;「官」若不好,社会是黑白的。
官场打滚心得——「路遥知马屁,日久见人腥」。
References:
http://xiaohua.zol.com.cn/detail19/18025.html
http://news.xinhuanet.com/comments/2003-04/11/content_827730.htm
http://www.kanqq.com/qqqm/22371.htm
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Gag Mode
13 June 2012
甘地,金,池田和平展 隆重揭幕
(金宝13日讯) “甘地,金,池田和平建设的传承”展览在拉曼大学文遗堂揭开了序幕。当天由拉曼大学副校长郑志成博士致词,他希望学生们能在大学生涯里面不只学习到正规技术与知识也能懂得与人相处的方式。此外,他也强调人类的和平是由善待身边每一个人开始。
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拉曼生所呈现的 “一个大马” 民族舞蹈,充分展现马来西亚民族之间的融洽。
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“甘地,金,池田和平建设的传承”由将在拉曼大学文遗堂举办一连三天的展览与和平活动。这次展览展出三名受世人景仰的和平战士,印度国父圣雄甘地,美國民權運動領袖马丁路德金和日本創價學會的名譽會長池田大作的经历和理念。
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现场将会有学生帮忙解说甘地,马丁路德金和池田大作的经历和理念。 |
马来西亚创价学会(Soka Gakkai Malaysia, 简称SGM)成立于1984年,是一个以13世纪日本僧侣日莲的教导和《法华经》为信仰和修行的根本,是一个积极推动和平、文化和教育活动的佛教团体。什么是创价学会?
References: http://j-on-news.blogspot.com/2012/06/blog-post_14.html
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My Journey
10 June 2012
Why Jailbreak ?
There are multiple reasons to jailbreak, including :
- changing the iOS experience with powerful tweaks that can't ever exist on the AppStore : SBSettings, WinterBoard, IntelliScreenX, LockInfo, and lot of others...
- playing retro games on console and arcade emulators.
- having access to a unix shell in you pocket, and all the open source software that can run on a unix OS.
The
jailbreak is not meant for (and we are totally against it) :
- pirating AppStore applications
Also please don't pirate Cydia tweaks, there are people working hard on these,
and the price is usually low. There's no reason to do that.
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IT Mobile
09 June 2012
How to save SHSH blobs for iOS 5.1.1 to use them in Future?
Currently, this is a perfect time for all the Jailbreak community because fortunately now the Jailbreak for all iOS devices is available. All thanks to the Chronic Dev team and Pod2g to bring Absinthe 2.0 to Jailbreak iOS 5.1.1 on new iDevices. As the untethered jailbreak is out, we will recommend you to back up your SHSH blobs so that you will able to downgrade to previous version to get untethered Jailbreak.
SHSH blobs is a signature file that will help you to downgrade your iOS devices to previous version. Normally, when you Jailbreak your iDevice, it will automatically save your SHSH blobs on Cydia server. So, we will recommend you to check weather Cydia has saved blobs iOS 5.1.1 or not. To check it, open Cydia and you will see iOS 5.1.1 written next to the SHSH just above the “Welcome to Cydia”. If you didn’t have saved SHSH blobs, you can follow any of the method mentioned below to save SHSH blobs for iOS 5.1.1.
1. Using Tiny Umbrella:
This is the oldest and most reliable method, it will also save your SHSH blobs on your PC so you can stitch them using Redsn0w or iFaith. All you have to do is, download the latest version of TinyUmbrella [Links Here] on your PC/Mac and connect your iPhone, iPod Touch or iPad with PC using USB Cable. Click on ‘Save SHSH blobs” and it will save all the available SHSH blobs.
2. Using iSHSHit 1.1.0:
If you are away from your PC and want to save SHSH blobs without connecting your iDevice with PC, this is the best solution for you. Latest version of iSHSHit also helps you to save SHSH blobs for iOS 5.1.1. It is actually a Cydia package, which can be downloaded from Cydia for free. After downloading, open it up and follow the on screen instructions to save SHSH blobs. You can even Email those SHSH blobs to use them in future.
Which method seems to be more feasible for you?
References: http://jailbreakhow.net/how-to-save-shsh-blobs-for-ios-5.1.1-to-use-them-in-future
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07 June 2012
Pirated Movie Release Formats 如何区分影片质量
Nobody can say that they have never seen or downloaded pirated movies, actually one of the Internet's main use is to watch pirated movies. In recent times the pirated Version of the movies are available on the Internet on the same day of the movie release. But before downloading pirated movies you have to check release format. If you don't have the knowledge of the pirated movie formats you would be left with a bad copy of the film when other better prints were available for download. So i thought about writing about the popular pirated movie formats. Mostly the information is taken from wikipedia but i have also included my own opinions and experiences of the formats so if you want you can take a look at the wikipedia article. So here are the different formats arranged mostly in the sequence of their releases time.
Type:- CAM
Label :- CAMRip or CAM
Mostly CAM version of the movies appear online on the same day of the movie release. CAM copies of the movies are made by recording the movie using a camcorder in the theaters. Due to this, the print quality depends upon the quality of the camcorder. The sound quality too is not that good as it is recorded by the camcorder.
Note:- If you are in a real hurry to watch the movie and the only available version is a CAM, then try to download the movie from good site uploaded by popular warez groups like FXG, aXXo, Devise etc. If downloading from torrent please read the comments, you can get a fairly good idea of the print by reading the comments.
Type:- Telesync
Label:- TS or PreDVD
TS versions are CAM versions with a better audio from a secondary source.
PreDVD are rips of pirated DVD sold on the roadside. The actually are CAM versions, maybe of higher quality.
Note:- If you have waited for a TS and PreDVD copy i would suggest to wait a couple of days more for better quality prints.
Type:- Pay-Per-View Rip
Label:- PPVRip
These are rips of the moveis from the Pay per view sources .The are good quality prints and with good sound. Recently this prints have become very common.
Type:- Screener
Label :- DVDScr
These are the rips of the DVD and BR of the movie sent to the reviewers and other peoples for the purpose of reviewing the movie. Mostly the copies have watermarks or message. Some times some of the film sequences are in Black and White.
Type:- Region 5
Label:- R5
R5 are rip of the DVD of the movies available in the region 5 which consist of the Indian subcontinent, Africa, North Korea, Russia and Mongolia.
Note:- It is suggested that the audio quality of the R5 prints is not that good because the audio is synced later from some secondary source. But my experience with R5 rips has been good and i was not able to find many difference between the audio, so i would suggest its OK to download R5 rips.
Type:- HDTV or DS rip
Label:- HDTV, TVrip or DTHrip
This are rips captured from the analog or DTH sources.
Type:- DVD and Blu-Ray rips
Label:- DVDrip and BDrips
These are the best quality rips as the are ripped from the official DVD and Blu-Rays of the movie.
Note:- In recent times the DVD and Blu-Rays appear online very quickly so if you are not in a great hurry to see the movie, i would suggest to wait for this version of the movie.
There are some more version but his are the most popular and common and i would suggest you to stick with this versions.
经常会和朋友们分享最新上架的电影,在分享电影的时候,就会涉及到一些常见的视频专业名词,一般不容易理解,且很难却分什么样的影片质量好,什么样的影片质量差。下面就常见的TS、TC、CAM、SCR、DVDRip、DVDScr、VHSRip、TVRip、DivXRe-Enc、RMVB、SUBBED给予详细解释!
CAM
通常是用数码摄像机从电影院盗录。有时会使用小三角架,但大多数时候不可能使用,所以摄像机会抖动。同时由于放摄像机的座位并非总是空的,使得有时拍摄不是水平的。如果后期剪裁很好,这很难看出,除非屏幕下方有字幕。由于声音是从摄像机自带的话筒录制,所以经常会录到观众的笑声等声音,尤其是喜剧片。因为这些因素,图象和声音质量通常都很差。但有时很幸运电影院相当空,这样会录到好一些的声音。
TS (TELESYNC)
除了使用外置的音源(一般是影院座椅上为听力不好的人设的耳机孔),TELESYSNC(TS) 和CAM的标准是相同的。这个直接的音源并不能保证是好的音源,这是它因为受到很多背景噪音的干扰。很多时候TS是在空的影院录制,或是用专业摄像机在投影室录制,所以图象质量可能比CAM好。质量的起伏可能很大,在下载前最好查看SAMPLE。很大比例的TS是从CAM错误标记成。
TC (TELECINE)
使用电视电影机从胶片直接数字拷贝,其图象和声音质量应该很好。但由于使用的设备和费用很高,TC很少见。通常会使用正确的高宽比,但有时也有4:3的TC。去年的侏罗纪公园III是一个很好的例子。不应将TC和TimeCode(时间码)混淆,时间码是一个在屏幕上可见的计数器。
SCR(SCREENER)
SCREENER(SCR)是在电影发行VHS录象带之前送到录象出租店及其他地方用做促销目的。SCREENER使用VHS录象带,通常使用4:3(全屏)的高宽比,但有时也会有LETTERBOXED(1.85:1宽银幕) SCREENER. 主要的缺点是有“TICKER”(在屏幕下方滚动的消息,包含版权和反盗版电话号码)。同时,如果录象带包含任何序列号或可以导致查出录象带来源的记号,这些记号必须被遮掉,通常使用一个黑斑遮住上述部位。有时这些记号只出现几秒钟,有时也可能不幸在怎个电影中出现,而且有时会很大。根据使用的设备,SCREENER的质量可能是极好,如果是从原版拷贝;也可能很差,如果是从翻录的拷贝录制,同时又使用很烂的捕捉设备和录象机。大多数的SCREENER被转制成VCD,现在也出现了SVCD;有些看起来比另一些好。
DVDscr(DVD-SCREENER)
DVD-SCREENER(DVDscr)和SCREENER相似,但是从DVD转制。通常是1.85:1宽银幕,但是不包括零售版会有的花絮。TICKER经常不在黑边里,所以会影响观看。如果转制者稍有技术,DVDScr应该很好。通常被转制成SVCD或DivX/XviD。
DVDRip
DVDRip是从最终版的DVD转制。如果可能,应该是使用预售版(比如,星球大战2)。质量应该很好。通常被发布成SVCD或DivX/XviD
VHSRip
VHSRip是从零售版VHS录象带转制,主要是滑冰/体育内容和XXX发布。
TVRip
从电视(最好是从数码有线电视/卫星电视捕捉)转制的电视剧,或接收由卫星提前几天向电视网传送的预播节目(不包含加密但有时有雪花)。有些节目,比如WWF RAW IS WAR包含多余的部分;”DARK MATCHES”和CAMERA/COMMENTARY测试被包含在TVRip里。PDTV是从PCI数码电视卡捕捉,通常效果最好;破解组织倾向于使用SVCD来发布。VCD/SVCD/DivX/XviD rips也都被用于发布TVRip。
DivXRe-Enc
DivXRe-Enc是从原始VCD发布用DivX编码成的小一些的文件。通常可在文件共享网络找到。它们通常以Film.Name.Group(1of2)等形式命名。常见的发布组织有SMR和TND。这些版本通常不值得下载,除非你不清楚某部电影,只想要200MB的版本。一般应避免。
SUBBED
对于VCD发布而言,SUBBED通常表示字幕被压进了电影。它们通常是马来语/中文/泰文等,有时有两种语言。它们可能占据了很大一部分屏幕。SVCD支持外挂字幕,所以DVDRip用外挂字幕发布。这些信息可以在NFO文件中找到。
RMVB
在大部分的BT网站上,我们见的更多的是rmvb格式的,一般在文件名上都会出现***-rmvb,例如:DVDRip-RMVB,这个表示电影文件是由DVDRip版本压缩成RMVB的。这种格式占用容量一般小得多,并且内嵌字幕,但是效果要降低的很多。
另,关于电影的其他参数:
PROPER:完整版
UNARATE:未删节
R_RATEE:有删节
WS:表示宽银幕
FS:表示全屏幕
WITH EXTRAS:影片带花絮
References:
http://hacking-for-beginners.blogspot.com/2011/07/pirated-movie-release-formats.html
http://www.dyxiazai.com/movie-quality-distinguish
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