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20 March 2014

三十年前與三十年後



三十年前與三十年後

三十年前,帶金耳環的,基本上都是市内人;
三十年後,帶金耳環的,基本上都是鄉下人!

三十年前,三十幾歲看起來像五、六十歲的人很多;
三十年後,五、六十歲看起來像三十幾歲的人也很多。

三十年前,尼姑、和尚出來「化緣」;
三十年後,尼姑、和尚出來「賑災」。

三十年前,鄉下的人想辦法到市内;
三十年後,市内人想辦法回鄉下。

三十年前,穿花衣服和紅衣服的, 往往是小姑娘;
三十年後,穿花衣服和紅衣服的,常常是中老年。

三十年前,人們盼望怎樣才能「長胖」;
三十年後,人們考慮怎樣盡快「減肥」。

三十年前,窮人才吃野菜和蕃薯;
三十年後,富人愛吃野菜和蕃薯。

三十年前,政府號召「高山墾荒、增產報國」;
三十年後,政府要求「水土保持、還林還地」。

三十年前,富人穿尼龍衣,窮人穿棉布衣;
三十年後,窮人穿尼龍衣,富人穿純棉衣。

三十年前,有錢說沒錢;
三十年後,沒錢裝有錢。

三十年前,借錢要去拜託銀行;
三十年後,銀行要來拜託你去借錢。

三十年前,能買到便宜東西,人人羨慕;
三十年後,誰買的東西昂貴,才有身價。

三十年前,穿破洞和補丁衣服的,是因為「窮」;
三十年後,花錢買窟窿和補丁衣服的,是想擺「酷」。

三十年前,一人工作,能養活全家數口;
三十年後,倆人上班,難養活一個小孩。

三十年前,往往為飯不夠吃發愁;
三十年後,常常因孩子少吃操心。

三十年前,奶罩吊帶和内褲頭,露出算不雅;
三十年後,胸罩和内褲頭,到處看得到,算流行!

三十年前,考上大學很難;
三十年後,没考上大學很難。

三十年前,你把人睡了一次,那人一輩子跟著你;
三十年後,就算睡了多少次,人還不一定是你的。

三十年前,住在鄉下,人人都是狗仔隊;
三十年後,人人都怕狗仔隊。

三十年前,透早就出門,為著顧三餐;
三十年後,有三餐卻吃不下。

三十年前,家有一老如有一寶;
三十年後,家有一老,全家逃跑!


References:
http://blog.xuite.net/mstrantsai/blog/206065702-+%E4%B8%89%E5%8D%81%E5%B9%B4%E5%89%8D%E8%88%87%E4%B8%89%E5%8D%81%E5%B9%B4%E5%BE%8C
http://tw.gigacircle.com/2521666-1


06 March 2014

【GUIDE】 How to Rip a DVD



Say you have a movie on DVD, but you want to watch it on your phone, tablet, somewhere else. You can "rip" that DVD—or turn it into a movie file on your computer—to play it wherever you want. Here's how to do it.

Ripping a movie to your hard drive can seem like a complicated task, but it's actually pretty simple. There are a lot of ways to do it and a lot of different programs out there, but our favorite method uses a program called Handbrake. It's easy to use, it's available for Windows, Mac, and Linux, and it'll convert your file into compatible formats for any device, like an iPad or Android phone. The video above should walk you through the process, but you can follow along with these instructions.

  1. Head to Handbrake's homepage and download the program. Install it to your computer as directed.
  2. By default, Handbrake can rip unprotected DVDs, but most DVDs you buy from the store have copy protection. To get around this, you'll need to install libdvdcss. On Windows, you can download this file separately (for 32-bit systems and for 64-bit systems), rename it to libdvdcss.dll, and put it in your Handbrake program folder (C:\Program Files\Handbrake). If you're on a Mac, download this file and double-click to install it.
  3. Insert the DVD you want to rip, and open Handbrake.
  4. Click the Source button in the upper left-hand corner and choose your DVD drive from the list. It will start scanning your DVD, which could take a few minutes.
  5. When it's done, head to the "Title" drop-down menu in the upper left hand corner of the window. This is where you'll select which part of the DVD you want to rip. In the case of movies, it's usually the longest title, so just pick that one. If you're ripping episodes of a TV show, it's usually the 22 or 44 minute ones, and you'll have to rip them each separately.
  6. Click the Browse button on the right side of the window. Navigate to where you want to save your movie file, and type in a file name in the box. Click OK.\
  7. Next, head to the bar on the right labeled "Presets". This is where you'll choose what format the resulting file will be in. If you just want to watch it on your computer, the "Normal" or "High Profile" preset is fine. If you want to watch it on something like your iPod or iPhone, though, pick the correct preset from the list.
  8. Hit the Start button at the top of the window. This will take awhile, so you'll probably want to grab a cup of tea.
  9. When it's done, you'll get a popup notification. From there, you can double-click on your movie file to watch it, or sync it to your device of choice. Enjoy!
It seems like a lot of steps at first, but it really isn't very difficult—especially after your first time through. Once you've installed the libdvdcss file, for example, you can skip that step in the future.

It's just a matter of picking the right chapter from the DVD and ripping it to the right format. Note that if you're going to be ripping a lot of DVDs, you can head to Tools > Options (or Handbrake > Preferences, if you're on a Mac), and hit "Browse" next to "Default Path" to choose a location for all the other movies you rip in the future. You can also click "Add to Queue" instead of "Start" and rip multiple files at once, which is great for ripping TV shows.

Good luck and enjoy your newly ripped DVD!


References:
http://lifehacker.com/5809765/how-to-rip-a-dvd-to-your-computer
http://www.wikihow.com/Rip-a-DVD
http://www.pcadvisor.co.uk/how-to/digital-home/3332271/how-rip-dvd-mac-windows-pc/
https://handbrake.fr/


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